One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage!A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word,"I am having such a wonderful time!Wish you were her !"

A newly married couple brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy so they would have time for their careers and other more important things.One day, oga decided to give his wife a surprise package. He molded a big heart(to represent love) with the assistance of the house help, a project which took almost the whole day. Madam came back and met the house help sleeping and snoring:MADAM: Will you get up now! Stupid girl! What have you been doing since morning?HOUSE HELP: Madam welcome. No vex abeg. Me and Oga dey make love since morning. Na just now now we finish e say make I lie down small.Please what do you think happens next?

A woman was at home when she heard someone knock at the door. She went and opened the door and saw a man standing there.He asked the lady, "Do you have a vagina?"She slammed the door in disgust.The next morning she heard a knock at the door and it was the same man and he asked the same question of the woman, "Do you have a vagina?"She slammed the door again.Later that night when her husband got home she told him what has happened for the last two days. The husband told the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again." The next morning they heard a knock and they both ran for the door. The husband said to the wife in a whispered voice, "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the b*st*rd is going with it." She nods yes to her husband and opened the door. Sure enough the same fellow was standing there and asked the same question; "Do you have a vagina?" "Yes, actually I have" she said. The man replied. "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours."

When a boy does something wrong...GIRL: You broke my Favorite Lamp!BOY: It was an Accident...I didn't mean to...GIRL: I can't believe you did this!BOY: I'm Sorry...When a girl does something wrong...BOY: You lost my dog!??GIRL: It was an accident...I didn't mean to...BOY: I can't believe you did this!GIRL: I already feel bad about it! Stop making me feel Worse!!!BOY: I'm Sorry...

A class teacher instructs his students to each stand up and make a short poem about their name and what they would like to do in future. The first to start is Usman, he said.. USMAN: My name is Usman I will grow up and be a man, I will like to go to japan if I canThe 2nd student is a girl named Candy, she said.. CANDY: My name is candy I will grow up and be a lady and I plan to have a baby if I can. Finally there is victor, the original Naija guy, he said.. Victor: my name is victor I will grow up to be a man, to h3ll with japan. I am going to help candy with her plan I know I can.

Lol funny