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LOL, FUNNY by 52victor(m) : 6:42 am |
A woman was at home when she heard someone knock at the door. She went and opened the door and saw a man standing there.He asked the lady, "Do you have a vagina?"She slammed the door in disgust.The next morning she heard a knock at the door and it was the same man and he asked the same question of the woman, "Do you have a vagina?"She slammed the door again.Later that night when her husband got home she told him what has happened for the last two days. The husband told the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again." The next morning they heard a knock and they both ran for the door. The husband said to the wife in a whispered voice, "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the b*st*rd is going with it." She nods yes to her husband and opened the door. Sure enough the same fellow was standing there and asked the same question; "Do you have a vagina?" "Yes, actually I have" she said. The man replied. "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours."
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Re: LOL, FUNNY by 52victor(m) : 6:47 am |
When a boy does something wrong...GIRL: You broke my Favorite Lamp!BOY: It was an Accident...I didn't mean to...GIRL: I can't believe you did this!BOY: I'm Sorry...When a girl does something wrong...BOY: You lost my dog!??GIRL: It was an accident...I didn't mean to...BOY: I can't believe you did this!GIRL: I already feel bad about it! Stop making me feel Worse!!!BOY: I'm Sorry...
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