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*LETTER TO MY UNBORN SON*
When our Family Doctor called yesterday to inform me that my wife (your mother) is 2months pregnant, I thought I should write this to inform you to remember to choose football as a career and destiny. I don't think U get me! Choose football if you no want make I carry cow horn swear for you. Choose football oooo oooo eh! Eh! You want to ask why. Oya read the following.
... I was *WOWED* When I break down Carlos Tevez £615,000 weekly wage @ Shanghai Shenhua ..
*£32million per year* #19,200,000,000 (19.2 Billion)
*£615 per week* #369,000,000(369 million)
*£88,000 per day* #52,800,000(52.8 million)
*£3,600 per hour*#2,160,000
*£60 per minute* #36,000
*£1 per second* #600
This means that if Carlos Tevez drops 500 naira on the floor, by the time he's picked it up again, he would have earned a further 1,200 naira.
I'm telling you this because I DEMAND
that you ask Baba God to give you talent for sports (especially football or basketball). Don't tell me you want to sing o, or be a blogger or an actor, I had always had it in mind you are going to be a politician, but not anymore; with all the 8 years embezzlement, Fayose is not even as rich as Carlos Tevez (yet, EFCC is waiting for him) Therefore, Come rain come shine, by fire by thunder, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU DO SPORTS!
I will not allow you watch any Nickelodeon or Disney Channel - It's Super Sports, ESPN,
Sky Sports, Fox Sports etc. from the day you are born! I will
enroll you in a sports academy before enrolling you
in any other yeye school.
The only video games I will let you play are
PES and FIFA. Just let this sink in.
*Yours Truly "No Nonsense Father*

Words for My Lady
I knew this day would eventually come
When I'd want to say these words to you
And it's with these words I hold in my heart
That I now feel I need to renew
I've thought about what I want to say
And was waiting for when the time was right
To say exactly what's on my mind
While you're sitting here with me tonight
I know I get caught up in my own little world
And sometimes I tend to forget
The true meaning of those little words
Which entered my heart the day we first met
If you'll move just a little bit closer
I'll describe the moment when this all began
When I knew you'd be my special lady
And I would be your lucky man
It was an evening in time when I held you close
As we listened to the falling rain
Sitting in front of a warm flickering fire
Sharing our dreams with a glass of champagne
Somehow, I never could have imagined
Spending an evening like that with you
As we talked between the falling raindrops
And expressing our points of view
With my arms wrapped around you
I thought about how hard it would be to let you go
Then you turned around and kissed me
Only then at that moment did I really know
We fell in love on that special night
But I couldn't find the words to say
As you were the only one in my life
Who has ever made me feel that way
When I looked deep into your eyes
And then I took your hand
I knew that all I ever needed
Was to love and to hold you all that I can
You became a part of my little world
And knew that I could never let you go
Because your love meant so much to me
More than you could possibly ever know
After all these years of being together
I needed to say how much I still care
And the only thing I ever wished for
Was that you would always be there
You will always be my special lady
And I love you so very much
I'd be lost in my little world without you
To share your love and your touch
With you by my side and a fire to keep us warm
We'll always welcome the falling rain
When we're holding each other and never letting go
As we fall in love all over again
The words in my heart still mean the same
After all these years of being with you
And the best part of all was knowing
That my very special lady still loves me too


EPISODE 1
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*ping* my BlackBerry Q10 vibrated (oh yeah, I use a Q5. Just wanted to take style and tell you) So. I had actually been on Facebook digging into the pictures of my newest Facebook crush when that ping came in (by the way, I might probably “expose” the facebook username of the Facebook crush at the end of this *winks*) Alright. Let me focus on the story. I need to stop digressing. *takes a deep breath* So, the ping. I minimized my browser and went to BBM to see the evil spirit that was disturbing my life with a freaking BBM ping (I hate pings, by the way, and I always forget to deactivate the vibrations that come with them. After typing this I need go deactivate that thing) So, straight outta Facebook I balled into BBM and lo and behold it was Jaga. That idiot. No, Jaga is not his real name. That’s just what we call him. It’s actually a short version of Jaga Jaga. I don’t know how such evil nickname was given to him. Actually the f00l na my guy, and the mumu boy just loves two things in his life more than anything – women and weed…aside from that, the guy no get wahala sha. So I received his message. “Fool”. I typed. “Why you won kill my battery”. Pim. I sent it. He received the message and started typing. I watched the typing thing that shows up near someone’s bbm name when he is typing and waited. Pim. His message entered. “Guy, e get one babe wey dey trip for you here o” I squeezed face. Which type of mumu message is this again. I just received the message, bone the guy and returned to Facebook to continue checking out my crush’s picture from where I stopped. Ping Ping Ping. Three pings, I nearly mad. I rushed back to BBM. “Guy, why u won kill my ba3 na. You chop mess?”. I sent it. “Fool”. He replied. “I won change your life” Then he sent me a picture. I opened it. And my eye “shined”. See, is not like I fall in and out of like easily sha but mehn, I saw that picture and forgot about the other girl I was checking out on Facebook. “Who be this babe”

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