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Re: Get Your Interview Questions/solutions For Major Naija Companies Here!!! by chinny(f) : 4:26 am On Feb 28 |
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What happened today at the bank by chinny(f) : 3:58 am On Apr 11 |
I was at the bank this morning to withdraw some cash, and patiently i have been waiting for over an hour cause we were told that there is bad network, though i met an old man tiredly sitted and he was even there before i came...
A few minutes to 10am, the old man stood up and came to me, good morning sir, i said when he tapped me from behind and he replied the same in a soft voice.... Oldman: pls, my daughter, why are we still here since 8am? Me: sir, we are waiting for the Network!!!! Oldman: oh! He is still not here!!!! too bad...!!!!!!... Me: yes sir.. !!! Too bad!!!! Oldman: why is he late? (He said to himself...) maybe he visited the head office??.... Damn, everyone kept quiet, But after a while he asked me again.... Oldman: pls, my daughter, how come the network works here and I have never seen him since i began banking here from 1978 till date...... Immediately the cashier at the left conner fainted while everyone bursted into laughter....!!!!!!!! Lolzzzzzz
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Just for Fun by chinny(f) : 6:59 am On Apr 13 |
I was watching one American film yesterday night with my Dad and
Mum, as we were watching the film, a young boy of my age started romancing his girlfriend, they kissed each other and when the guy's hand crossed the girl's private part, I looked straight at my dad and noticed that his eyes had changed, then I focused my eyes more on the film even though I knew my dad wanted me to leave the parlour at once, I did not care. They were still kissing, this time hotter, then they both fell on the bed and the guy was about to open the girl's brazier. My Dad looked at me with his red eyes and shouted "have you ironed the car? I was like " yes i even put starch"
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Joke of the day by chinny(f) : 11:12 pm On Apr 14 |
A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said
" you look cute.. I like you.".... The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said "My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.".. He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said " I have written some words of wisdom and bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep." And then he walked away. The girl went back to her hostel in shame and before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus: "Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number. Call me anytime. ..... By the way, I like you too!" Men ehn !!!!!!!!!!!! Have a great day
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Chai! Nollywood by chinny(f) : 12:31 am On Apr 15 |
If I get Money Ehn!!
I will just Buy Nollywood and then i will Close it... How can sombody Die with Dreadlocks and the spirit will appear with Low-cut. Does it mean there is barbing saloon in the land of the spirits
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Which number is the funniest? ?? by chinny(f) : 6:45 am On Apr 19 |
LAUGH OUT YOUR SORROW MY DEAR FRIENDS.
1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?_ *Stress is when your wife is pregnant;* *Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant;* *Panic is when both are pregnant!*_😀😀😀 2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? *Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away!*😀😀😀😀😀 3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential? *Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!*😀😀😀😀😀 4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman; *“Which book has helped you most in your life?â€* *The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!â€*😀😀😀😀😀 _5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called, *Husband the Master of the House?* *Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"*😀😀😀😀😀 6. Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?" *Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!* 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 7. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day. *Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!*.
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Re: Which number is the funniest? ?? by chinny(f) : 9:55 am On Apr 19 |
Kemi96: You go fear confidential nah [color=#006600][/color]
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Re: Which number is the funniest? ?? by chinny(f) : 9:58 am On Apr 19 |
Vlad: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 hmmmm, so u want to be changing it everyday.
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hmmmmm wonders by chinny(f) : 9:31 pm On Apr 21 |
I went to buy Recharge card from One Aboki who sells stuff on my street, when I got there he was arguing with another Aboki, suddenly he turned to me and said {oga abeg shebi na Toothpaste Marry Animal Calling}😨
I have never been so confused in my life I kept asking him to repeat what he meant but he kept saying the same thing I was frustrated, I had to leave them to their argument as I couldn't be of help. But it kept bothering my mind, what could this guy mean?? After weeks of racking my brain to decipher the meaning of his statement, Na this morning I realize wetin the guy dey ask me. What he was saying was {Oga abeg shebi na 2face Marry Annie Macaulay}😱😂😂😂😂
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Re: hmmmmm wonders by chinny(f) : 8:47 am On Apr 22 |
Vlad: Lol!
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Re: Genotype Palaver. by chinny(f) : 8:17 am On Apr 24 |
bossmo: I am about to loose a girl I love. we are about to take the relationship to the next level by getting married. We were advised to go for series of test which we did. Among the test is the blood genotype. We both discovered that we have the same genotype. AS! We have not told anybody yet. What should I (we) do? Is there any hope or remedy? Please help. There is no remedy for that, they shouldn't get married for the sake of the children.
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your opinion is needed by chinny(f) : 6:40 am On May 02 |
This got me thinking, is this the right thing to do?
Pls ur opinion is needed.
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Are you in Lagos? by chinny(f) : 10:36 pm On May 02 |
R u in lagos, plz b careful... I heard it ysday...it happened in a hotel at apapa, de world is becoming more scary o😱 😬😬.... A newly married man saw a copper dressed seductively... She was just too sexy to overlook.... He picked her up and abandoned the way home to a hotel..... . He lodged in with her and in less than 5 mins he was on top of her.... De copper was as flexible as a snake.... Her Moanings sounded like a hissing snake.... De man was so carried away with her moves and didn't really gv hz concern to it.... De married man had s*x with her over and over again😋 and even paid her more than de bargained.... Buh tld her to stay with him tonight
He woke up an hour later aving the Intentions of having another round with her buh he didn't find her on the bed😨...... He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom.....he opened the door his heart drummed heavily as he saw two big pythons talking to each oda he screamed 😨😨. . . . .de pythons leaped on him.... He ran to de door and found it locked .... De pythons crawled to him ready to strike.... He shouted..... He finally felt something cold and cycler with scales trying to swallow him.... . He struggled buh DE pythons have already pined him down... Hz head nd Chest was already inside the mouth . . .de snakes poisonous saliva has covered hz face.... He tried to shout buh he couldn't.... He kicked de snake buh DE snake was too strong... Den he had to bite the snakes tongue n den tickled d snake n d snake started laughing... De snake got wounded nd involuntary vomited him *de only problem is I don't know hw to end dz fake yeye story dah u guys av been reading since Amebo u too like story,as usual...I de my house incase u want to beat me
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Re: Woman Stay Off, Men Only – 7 Common Ways Women Use To Manipulate Men by chinny(f) : 10:49 pm On May 02 |
You see your life?
That's why u ask women to stay off because u want bring bad market to them. Anyway u try but u see as I dey look u Let me come and be going
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ISADORA EPISODE 1 by chinny(f) : 9:33 pm On May 03 |
Story based on true life experience.
2nd February 2012 Scene 1 begins with Val’s side of the story’’’’’’’ Driving down the lonely hills of Nsukka after a very extensive research work for my new book, I was very tired and a bit restless as I planned my schedules for the weekend without concentrating much on my driving. Walking down absentmindedly on the middle of the same road was this young girl with an empty tray on her head. I never saw her on time and almost knocked her down if not for my powerful brakes which screeched the car to stop just hairs breathe away from her. Out of shock, the tray on the young lady’s head fell and rolled over to the gutter while I rushed out of the car to see if she was alright. She turned to look at me that moment and it was as if the world came to a stop as our eyes met. Before me was the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. She wore no makeup, she was sweating, her clothes were far from elegant but yet her beauty overshadowed it all. It was as if I was standing before the Nigerian version of Cinderella. ‘’I’m sorry I wasn’t paying much attention but you were equally walking in the middle of the road. Hope you are okay?’’ I nervously asked as I headed to the gutter to pick up her tray. She nodded with eyes filled with tears, quickly collected the tray for me and drew backwards. ‘’I’m sorry for almost putting you in trouble. Forgive me’’ she breathed fluently, surprising me with her English. But before I could say anything further she was already walking down the road. ‘’my name is valentine, can I, can I drop you where ever you are going?’’ I stammered. I couldn’t even believe myself. It was my first time of offering a lift to a stranger. But unfortunately she gave me no reply, neither did she stop for a second. Hesitantly I headed back to my car and drove away, wondering if I would ever see her again in my life. ——————————- Isadora’s side of the story One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, I counted the money with me for the umpteenth time. It was money I made from the sales of Udara (African apple) I sold at the Afor market close by. I was very lucky to sell the apples on time and was rushing home to prepare lunch for my adoptive family who derived pleasure in abusing me, in finding faults in everything I did. I wasn’t brought up with happiness like other village girls. I was brought up with daily abuses, stigmatization and curses. I was told that I was an evil child that brought misfortunes to my biological parent’s right from when my mother was carrying me in her womb. I was equally told that six months after I was born, my parents burnt to death in their house with every single property in it and I was found untouched by the fire, laughing hysterically on my baby bed. It was a story I was told a hundred times over and I really had no way of verifying the authenticity. Yes my head was filled with my childhood memories that I never knew when I started walking in the middle of the road only to get myself when the noise from a screeching tire brought me back to reality. I soon found myself facing a very handsome gentleman who never scolded me for being in the middle of the road, for almost putting him in trouble. Instead he asked if I was alright. My heart, my soul, my entire body just quivered before him. At first I thought I shivered out of fear but then inside of me I felt something I had never felt before and had to walk away to avoid disgracing myself further. Valentine was the name he called to me and It kept ringing back in my head over and over. Deep down I felt like chatting endlessly with him, sharing my problems with him but all I could do was to walk away without looking back. I soon saw his car speed away and I couldn’t help but wonder if I was ever going to see him again. ———————————————– On getting home I ran into my mother who instead of welcoming me back happily for making a quick sale, began scolding me for not sweeping the compound and fetching water before heading to the market, forgetting she was the one that asked me to abandon everything and head to the market to sell her Udara fruit. I tried to remind her but it only landed me three dirty slaps on my cheek. I was hungry, angry and tired of life. I was nineteen and saw no future before me. I knew all my adoptive parents were planning was to marry me off to the highest bidder. Yes by God’s grace I already managed to finish my secondary school with the help of church scholarship but that was the end. Since then my parents had virtually refused allowing me to go learn a trade or even do something that would help me in future and I couldn’t help but realize that the more I stayed with them the more I was ruining my life. i made up my mind that very day to leave the house, to run away, to run to my future. A very daring decision, a very risky adventure. I had no money with me, no destination in mind, only God and fear in my heart. I sneaked out of the house later that night and stepped into the unknown.
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