LAUGH OUT YOUR SORROW MY DEAR FRIENDS.
1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?_
*Stress is when your wife is pregnant;*
*Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant;*
*Panic is when both are pregnant!*_😀😀😀
2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away!*😀😀😀😀😀
3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?
*Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!*😀😀😀😀😀
4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman;
*“Which book has helped you most in your life?”*
*The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”*😀😀😀😀😀
_5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called, *Husband the Master of the House?*
*Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"*😀😀😀😀😀
6. Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?"
*Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!* 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
7. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
*Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!*.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

No. 7 👆

Kemi96:
My favourite....no. 3

You go fear confidential nah [color=#006600][/color]

Vlad: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

No. 7 👆

hmmmm, so u want to be changing it everyday.

chinny:
hmmmm, so u want to be changing it everyday.

Hahahaha... No nah...It means d woman is giving d man hard time...So my guy done tire 😂😂😂😂

3 is quite more hilarious

Happy new week ahead