I was watching one American film yesterday night with my Dad and
Mum, as we were watching the film, a young boy of my age started
romancing his girlfriend, they kissed each other and when the guy's
hand crossed the girl's private part, I looked straight at my dad and
noticed that his eyes had changed, then I focused my eyes more on
the film even though I knew my dad wanted me to leave the parlour at
once, I did not care. They were still kissing, this time hotter, then
they both fell on the bed and the guy was about to open the girl's
brazier.
My Dad looked at me with his red eyes and shouted "have you ironed
the car? I was like " yes i even put starch"

Hilarious!