One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient - Mr Kpekus arrives complaining of serious back pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him:
"Tell me what happened to your back..."
Mr Kpekus replies:
"Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning, I got to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bed room. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry,.. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy... That is how I strained my back....!!!"
Later that day, a second patient - Mr Ambali arrives as if he has
been in a car wreck.
The doctor said:
"My previous patient looked bad,.... But you look terrible..... What the h3ll happened to you....??"
Mr Ambali replied:
"You know I have been unemployed for a while now...., today was the first day at my new job..... I forgot to set my alarm and I was late,..... I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, I was hit by a fridge! I don't know how and where from this fridge fall on me...!!!"
Before closing hours, the third patient - Mr Akpors comes.
He looks like he was punished in hell.
The doctor is shocked. He asked:
"What the h3ll happened to you....??"
Mr Akpors replies:
"Well, It started like this: "I was in a fridge..."
LOBATAN!