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Internal Home Memo

From: Father
To: All dependants & Relatives

CC: Mother

Date: Oct. 17, 2016

Subject: Financial Meltdown/Cost Cutting

Measures For Your Urgent Attention.
Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations have been
revised as below and under no
circumstance is any violation going to be accepted.

1. The Kitchen and all stores are declared Restricted Zones. Entry and/or passage shall require express permission from myself upon submission of written request.

2. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be discussed!

3. Such food items as rice, chicken, butter, jam, eggs, bread and milk are restricted.
Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must write to me in triplicate, with three days notice, giving justification backed by a qualified dietician report as supportive documentation.

4. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 litres of water per day per person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are medical reasons.

5. All security lights should be removed with immediate effect. All dependants shall abide by an all-night guard-duty roster I shall make available shortly.

6. No dependant shall entertain friends indoors, far less attempt to offer food, drinks or even music. Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sing for them.

7. No one is allowed to talk to officials from police, Council or Court bailiffs; doing so shall carry an instantaneous penalty of ejection from the House.

8. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any other property in The House, shall immediately have to seek temporary employment somewhere to earn money to replace such broken item(s).

9. All visitors intending to spend a night/ week or more shall apply in triplicate and give two months notice, with an endorsement from their town Mayor,Village Headman or Church Priest/Imams giving convincing reasons why they can’t stay at their homes. Failure to do this shall result in their being turned away, at the gate,upon arrival.

THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT
SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION
WHATSOEVER!!!

Signed:
DAD
Chairman of Home Affairs,
Hot regards.

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